Dentist pulls out all of her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after split

This article proves that woman are awesome #1 and that men are stupid #2.

Dentist pulls out all of her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after split

By Eric Pfeiffer 

If you're planning a trip to the dentist, it might not be the wisest decision to make your appointment with the person with whom you just broke up. A Polish woman is facing three years in prison after she removed all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth during dental surgery just days after their breakup. "I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," Anna Mackowiak, 34, told the Austrian Times. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a bastard' and decided to take all his teeth out." Marek Olszewski, 45, reportedly showed up at Mackowiak's dental office complaining of toothache just days after he broke up with her. She then allegedly gave him a "heavy dose" of anesthetic, locked the door and began removing all of his teeth one at a time. "I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn't feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages," Olszewski said. "She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn't be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist," he said. "I didn't have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional." Adding to his trauma, Olszewski said his new girlfriend has already left him over his now toothless appearance. "And I'm going to have to pay a fortune on getting indents or something," he said. Mackowiak is currently being investigated for medical malpractice.

Now given she does really need to be punish,as awesome as it is, I have seen The Dark Knight too many times to not see bad consequence to a world without punishment for heinous acts of violence. I'm thinking having to pay for the repairs to Olszewski's mouth but not jail time. There is a bigger issue to discuss however, and that is the balls on this guy! While the article does not make it clear who broke up with whom, it seems to me he cheated on her because his new girlfriend left him for the missing teeth that were removed in a procedure performed just days after the breakup. And by the way she is a winner, she leaves dude for needing dentures so good luck future suitors who could be diagnosed with cancer.


 Back to my point; the guy cheats on his girlfriend, they split, and he leaves her alone with his body while he is unconscious (and you justy know he wanted a discount if not completely free or charge.) Clearly the fact that she had had him at all was good enough and she should be excited to be able to touch God's gift to women again. In my opinion, this guy got out easy. He was dealing with a woman scorned- he was lucky he didn't wake up with a few bones and a certain something also removed, or just not wake up at all.