20 things about Lauren in honor of her birthday

1- she may be selfish at times but she is always there for the people who care for her
2- she can eat dinner faster than most can spell it
3- she was born on Earth Day but she doesn't think that makes her better than you
4- she knows karma comes back to bite you in the ass and doesn't want to be the one bitten
5- She is the world's best doggie aunt (submitted by Graham)
6- She is an avid opponent of Black Dog syndrome (the belief that all big black dogs are vicious guard dogs) because...
7- she says all black dogs remind her of her ex-dog Webster (ex in the Monty Python sense as in ex-parrot) and therefore loves them all
8-one time Tim Curry had security chase her because she asked for an autograph on a Rocky Horror dvd and apparently she hates that (queen please! Know who made you) Then she told the rest of the cast and they were all W.T.F.
9-she may be the only person other than me to think Thomas Harris' Hannibal is a love story (and the movie but read the book if you haven't)
10- she sees the same dead people (well person) I do.
11- the first thing she ever said to me was "Mike Piazza is too pretty to be straight" How could that not be the start of a beautiful friendship right Boggie
12-She is single handedly responsible for half of my Terry Gilliam collection ;Bought a few as gifts, we went halves on Fisher King- when we no longer live together I suppose we battle? and she bought herself 12 Monkeys but I live with it so it counts in my collection too a bit (might battle for that too)
13- She has a tattoo of a breast cancer ribbon in memory of her grandmother who survived the disease in no small part because
14- a not even teenage Lauren nursed and took care of her during recovery (that says alot, I think)
15- One tried to give a turtle mouth to mouth
16- Had a teddy named Melissa who was like a boot-leg looking Snuggle Bear
17- Loves children enough to know that in her mid-twenties she's not ready for them
18- She keeps every movie ticket to every movie she sees
19- she is a middle child
20-she once ate a chicken foot during a college version of Fear Factor. It was discussing!!